The Lib Dems...

...always struck me as such a nice bunch. And now it turns out they're a bunch of back-stabbing psychopaths who wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. However Mark Oaten, behind his youth and inexperience, hides an incisive mind with an unusually accurate view of the world. As of today, I hope he makes the next Prime Minister - When asked about his perfect day today he said he would be in his greenhouse with his family listening to Watford winning 3-2.